These are the kind of things that make designers want to stab themselves in the eye – a cornucopia of vague requests that make the skin of designers crawl!
10 – “Jazz it up!”
9 – “This will give you great exposure and bring in lots of business, so can you do it for free?”
8 – “It looks so easy it should only take you five minutes!”
7 – “Can you send me a high res image?” and the client sends a 150px x 150px jpg
6 – “Can you just remove the watermark from these images so we can use them?”
5 – “Can you just copy everything from website x and put our logo on it?”
4 – “But the website doesn’t look right when I print it!”
3 – “Can you rotate that image so we see the peoples faces instead of their backs?”
2 – “I don’t like it.” “What specifically don’t you like?” “I’m not sure, I just don’t like it!”
1 – “Make it pop!”
With much love to ClientsfromHell.net for their continued inspiration 🙂
